Wednesday, January 12, 2011

Wolf Name And Cartoons

CEI Educational

Liceo Statale "Leonarda Cianciulli," pocket hours on a Wednesday in April of long ago. I sprawled on my desk with a tape of the Eagles in Walkman; Patitucci sitting in the chair with his legs dangling and staring into the dirty glass triple window. No one else in the courtroom. Reverberate in the hall in the footsteps of Bonsai, caretaker Sicilian suffering from dwarfism, which pushes a cart of cleaning up more of her. In the wake of
Heartache Tonight, I see your lips move very thin Patitucci.
Extension headphones. "Oh?"
"Come on in lobby. I'll buy you a coffee. "
And at a cafe I never say no. We move so
atrium desert, and position ourselves in front of the vending machine hot.
Patitucci it feels the pockets of jeans . "You have one hundred pounds * mica can borrow?"
While considering what his concept of "offer" is not in my hands him a coin.
He slips into the slot machine, select "coffee" and she wrung her hands, while the brownish brodame cola in plastic cups. "Look, a thing ..."
'Say. "
" But you will ever ...?»
"Hm?"
"... after you've fucked ...?»
' .. '.
"... you drop your scrotum?"
half closes his eyes for a couple of seconds too, during which Patitucci takes the cup sip of coffee and begins to nervously. I take a mental note: Check the Zingarelli under 'offer', which apparently has at least one meaning of which I am not aware of. With that heart
explain the phenomenon he describes me usually occurs when I feel like asking questions put to me just now? From
fundamentally malevolent person that I am, angry and without coffee, mutter something about the alum rock and wraps, alcohol, casually dismissing the question.
Patitucci do not know if it is then taken up by the trauma, but at least had the good taste not to give me more coffee.

Now, after venthrmpf boo! years read that His Holiness has any objection to sex education in school. The problem, however, lies in the way in which you want to define this exciting field of study. I followed the first course in seventh grade, and since then every year until the examination of higher license, between the hours of religion and meetings with external specialists, I had such an overdose of training in the use of Buso, which still, only to hear words like "genital," "affection" and the like, react as the patients of the psychiatric clinic in Death Becomes Her when Helen Sharp announced that he would like to speak to Madeline Ashton.
Yet the good Patitucci, ** played at seventeen, I was asked if I used the testicles as bolas for hunting rhea. So obviously, yes, there really was something wrong with sex education programs in my time.

I believe that in the last years things have improved, and that the curricula do not provide more than a five-year course can be summarized in three magic words 'you'. I also trust that my peers have become parents themselves, have become resigned to the fact that adolescents are physically healthy, in fact, sexual intercourse, pleasing or not is the thing to mami and papi. But above all I hope that the teaching of this substance, when given by the priests, does not provide individual lessons for students younger than the age of consent.
In other words, Your Holiness, what emerged after several years in here, it might be advisable that the Church, for some time, avoided the topic "sex."


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* Yes, the coffee costs 100 pounds, and a packet of cigarettes 3200. Well?
** I know, this figure should quoting Rimbaud, not to appear too illiterate. But that beard!

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